zeldathemes
Ben - 22 - Melbourne, Australia.

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

snekgeck:

"It’s just a fish-"

NO.

"It’s live that way for years, it’s fine-"

NO.

"I’m never coming over to your house if you have a snake."

NO.

"You’ll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend with those kind of pets."

NO.

‘“If I see a snake, I’ll kill it.”

NO.

"This animal is four years old, but it lives to be like thirty, I’m already bored of it, I guess it’s time to get rid of it."

NO.

STOP BEING ASSHOLES.

vaccinate your fucking kids
holy shit do you know what year it is  (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)

Chester See making guys feel insecure about not being him since 2012 

maccas run
ancient australian proverb (via telescopics)
I wish I had your confidence Louise, instead I get failing grades, putting on weight and an endless numbness. You're my sprinkle of hope at the end of the tunnel. Love you Lou x

Anonymous

sprinkleofglitr:

At uni in my second year I failed 8 out of 10 of my exams and put on 15lbs. 

You can loose weight and you can retake exams. You’ll be alright <3 xxx

teenbitch:

WHAT

teenbitch:

WHAT

thatfunnyblog:

IM IN LOVE

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

someone-somewheree:

gen-tan:

xeduo:

welcome-foolishmortals:

This is going on my tumblr again.

every october

and some of the months in-between

I get it…

when the one ghost turns his head AWW HAHABAHABH<3

camptakotathemovie:

mckinnna:

As a personal thank you to camptakotathemovie for reblogging that gif of my face everyday I present to you:
Gil’s A Virgin 

Since I’m wearing a hula outfit maybe I’ll finally get LEID?

camptakotathemovie:

mckinnna:

As a personal thank you to camptakotathemovie for reblogging that gif of my face everyday I present to you:

Gil’s A Virgin 

Since I’m wearing a hula outfit maybe I’ll finally get LEID?

feistyalpha:

SHOwerGaSM

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

loganmcowen:

xaldien:

loganmcowen:

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

"You’d be surprised", said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely "men can’t be raped" anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

Yowch, disgusting.

largaritas:

will2kill:

wattthefisk:

Our selection of the top ten abandoned places we would visit if we weren’t so scared!

What the hell is that disco ball lookin place toward the end?

The disco ball looking thing is the ceiling of The House of the Bulgarian Communist Party, a crazy looking building that’s been abandoned for about 20 years.